Tuesday, February 8, 2011

A List Of Sorority Initiations

If Famo du 'strings?

I once read in a novel that people do not change, basically. and if you think it is changed to say that I had not understood. I do not know if this reflection is universally valid, but Aurinca Lacusta certainly is.
Aurinca Remember? The cook Moldova suffers from real and that takes everything literally because they can not understand metaphors? Sentenced to five years for attempted murder (he tried to strangle a priest of Todi because he wanted to prepare a pan of strozzapreti ), is serving five years in prison structure of Volusia, a model city that is the pride of government because of its perfect organization.
Well, last week Diana, our tortie pussycat which replaced the poor Susanna Licaoni to drive, has been to see her in Volusia and had the indiscretion to her to accept an invitation to lunch. Not wanting Aurinca disturbed more than necessary, said the fatal phrase: " But not to worry so gotta get ready for whatever, as long as we do two strings ..."
It was the beginning of the end.
Diana was admitted at the Emergency Veterinary Clinic, where he underwent a scan which revealed a foreign body in the ileo-colic valve. Emergency surgery, was virtually open from throat to tail and here is what the veterinary Sabrina found in the gut:


Per una settimana la prognosi è stata riservata; Diana è stata ricoverata presso l'ambulatorio di Sabrina.






Ora Diana è guarita, anche se inferocita dall'obbligo di una dieta stretta a base di Gastro-Intestinal e succedanei, e oggi ha scritto al Governatore di Volusia proponendo un corso di retorica per i carcerati...

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